Danishova

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Is John Boehner getting punch drunk too?

Posted by danishova on April 3, 2009

It’s nothing like Obama laughing uncontrollably about the recession. It’s about hair jokes, which the earnest CNN reporterette clearly finds a tad bit off-putting:

House Republican Leader John Boehner is known for regularly poking fun at reporters about their hairstyles. But at his weekly press conference on Thursday he couldn’t contain himself.

As he launched into his regular refrain about the Democrats’ budget, saying it "spends too much, it taxes too much, and it borrows too much", he stopped himself — trying to hold back laughter during his own opening comments.

He quickly singled out a young print reporter, telling him, "You really do need to do something with that hair of yours." As reporters laughed, he joked, "I couldn’t wait any longer."

He went on to finish his opening comments, but before calling on the same reporter, he teased, "Get a brush, would ya?"

The reporter had good sense of humor about the crack from the Ohio Republican, and shot back, "I’ll get a haircut if you pay for it."

I’m guessing the reporter is a lib. Not because of his hair necessarily, but because he’s a freeloader,  looking for someone to pay for his haircut.

When Boehner called on the next reporter, he referred to him as "the bald guy."

But Boehner didn’t confine his critique to male members of the Capitol press corps. When a female reporter, wearing her long hair pulled back, prefaced her question by joking that she hoped her hair was ok, Boehner couldn’t resist: "You mean what’s wadded up in the back of your head?"

Some reporters chuckled, but others thought the GOP leader was being a little harsh.

Boehner continued his hair assessment, saying, "It looks so nice hanging down. It looks like you got up a little late and decided that, you know, I just wadded up the back. For those of you that don’t know about me and ponytails, males get it — males get it just as bad as females."

He then apologized to the reporter, joking "you started it," and let her ask her question on the budget.

With Congress about to start a two week recess, Boehner blamed the long stretch of six straight weeks in Washington for his punchy mood and attempt to have some fun with reporters. "That’s why I’m trying to be humorous today to my friend who needs a brush and a friend who needs some hair," Boehner said.

As reporters walked out of the press conference, one asked Boehner’s press secretary what she put in the Republican leader’s coffee this morning.

When I hear that John Boehner begins to emulate Barack and act like a mobster, I’ll be concerned.  Until then, it’s no more or less funny than whatever comes out of Gibbsy’s mouth at the daily pressers.

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