Awww – Toot toot, Get up off of that loot
Posted by danishova on August 6, 2009
Ha! The masks rapidly are coming off. Yesterday, in a White House blog post by “Big Brother” Macon Philips (ironically titled “Facts are stubborn things”) we learned Linda Douglass is Obama’s Minister of Information, and the White House is conducting a shocking fishing expedition:
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
This plea to report snitches has been met with appropriate alarm by bloggers like Michelle Malkin, Senator Cornyn, and columnists like Byron York. Never missing an opportunity to poke serious fun, Iowahawk writes a biting satire of “Deputy Assistant Under-Minister of Truth” Linda Douglass who pleads, “Know your Town Hall Mob Agitators”. The satire is accompanied by photos which compare the so-called “grass roots” organizers on the Left with their professionally printed signs and matching attire to the haphazard efforts of those “mobsters” who dare dissent from Obamacare:
Behold the face of infiltrators and saboteurs, citizen! Look at the surly anti-American anger and carefully practiced dishevelment. Note that their signs are scrawled, fiendishly tricking cameramen into closeups. All are expertly handmade, an expensive graphic design luxury only affordable to their puppet masters in the drug and insurance cartels. Note these mobs are so well paid for their agitation that they actually arrived in their own cars and expensive non-matching t-shirts. Fishy? You bet! Report them at once!
For added emphasis, Iowahawk links to “spontaneous chant cards” used by
union organizers, sorry, I mean ordinary citizens, at jobs for justice – who just happen to meet en masse and chant in unison with their lefty pro-union demands. This is my favorite, as it perfectly exposes what really lurks in the hearts and minds of “Community Organizers” who claim to be working for “economic and social justice” and other altruistic causes, but are in reality “progressive” pirates who want to steal your “loot” and redistribute it to the masses like-minded, politically connected Democrats:
Awww – Toot toot
Get up off of that loot
I do hope that ACORN and the S.E.I.U. (or one of their hundreds of affiliate organizations) have a copy of that chant, as I would like nothing better than to see them captured for posterity speaking the truth as they advocate to spread the wealth around.